Owbola 

A sickness only Owen B Carries. Only contagious through texting or seeing him daily. The sickness contains contantsly scratching pussy and sneezing out Spagatii.

Abbey: I went over to Owens last night..
Me: ew! Get away from me! You probably have owbola...!

Abbey: I got free face cream so it was worth it..

Owbola by Penaltieswithpenises November 27, 2014

Obola 

(noun) the result of a completely incompetent democratic administration that cares more about open borders with no enforcement of immigration laws than it does the health of its own legal citizens with respect to emerging diseases. Symptoms are usually expressed by playing lots of golf, downplaying the dangerous nature of the disease to stem calls for more immigration enforcement and a more secure border (along with the deportation of illegal immigrants in the country), constantly blaming the previous administration for your own failures, and generally running the entire country into the ground.

Looks like obola is taking it's toll on the nation. The president is doing another round of golf as yet another potential case tests positive for ebola in the United States...

The president says we need to keep the borders open and give amnesty to illegal immigrant teenagers (most of whom have criminal records in their home countries) despite Liberian nationals trying to cross the southern border illegally... Yet another case of obola....

Obola by Cato the Wise October 13, 2014

owolabi 

A big shaq
A man that's not hot

That dude is so Owolabi
I feel like an Owolabi today

owolabi by ColdDeadFingers December 7, 2017

Owolabi 

Godly, compassionate, caring, loving, and just overall the ideal role model and lover. Owolabi is someone you want to be surrounded by, someone you want to date and love. This ideal person will protect his woman and equally spoil her. Owolabi is a loving figure who will not be lied to but is forgiving. He’s a happy type of person who just loves to joke around and play. Go ahead and cop you a OWOLABI. Owolabi's also are really friendly and have many friends who are girls but if you date one his loyalty is to you so no need to worry😴

Get yourself a friend like Owolabi

Owolabi by zowo November 24, 2021

owoland

Owoland is a minecraft realm created by stargataowo, in that realm they warship jimmy the axolotl. Everyone in the realm hates meme bc he greafed it.

Person one: owoland is a amazing realm
Person two: no it isn't

owoland by stargataowo August 30, 2022

Obolanté

Obolanté (variation, Obolantétà Obolantétità)_noun. singular/plural.

v1. means a deliberate act or an organized crime in which poor gullible people are exploited to a large extent for personal gains in the name of religion. In most cases, this act is perpetrated by a few criminal syndicates operating under an external influence and force(s) to swindle impoverished people of their basic amenities and necessities in the name of a god or religion, which in turn, results in damning consequences that affect an entire population, nation, or region, further crippling economies and causing untold hardships to millions of people. Examples of Obolanté, Obolantétà, Obolantétità; Christian Pentecostalism, especially as practised in Nigeria, Africa, and some other regions of the world.

v2. Religion or organized religious syndicates obliterating the commonwealth of a people, population, or region in such a manner that grounds their economic outlook, enriching a few beneficiaries, and subjugating and plunging millions or hundreds of millions into abject poverty thereby inflicting pain.

verb. present tense, obolanté, sing. obolantés, past tense, obolantéd, past participle, obolantéd, present continous tense + gerund, obolantéing (also obolanting). to obliterate or sabotage people's economic outlook, prosperity, and prospects in the name of religion.

1. Condoning religious excesses will obolanté the commonwealth of Nigeria.

2. RCCG leadership has been notorious for obolantéing Nigeria's economic prosperity for decades.

3. Pentecostalism obolantés future generations to retain control over them

NOTE:
The word "obolanté" is coined from obtaining by trick, orgy, money laundering, and the French word "syndicaté" which means to be syndicated.

Jesus first introduced the act of Obolanté in Israel during the wedding at Cana in Galilee, where Jesus turned water into wine in excess so much that each guest at the event took as much as 10 liters of wine the equivalence of 4 bottles of alcohol, and was further spread by pentecostalism worldwide.

On the one hand, a "miracle" would have been more justifiable by presenting a modest gift to the couple as practised in many locations worldwide rather than providing guests at a wedding party with excessive drinking. Therefore, it is agreeable that turning water into wine at a party as a guest is nothing but self-serving and a feat obtained by tricks with ulterior motives, which would have resulted in litigation in many places across the world as the act undermined the safety and security of lives and properties of not only the couple but also the other guests.

On the other hand, the word "Orgy" is defined as "a wild party characterized by excessive drinking and indiscriminate sexual activity", meaning orgy as its today was introduced or popularized by Jesus and his church

Obolanté by Obolanté January 29, 2025