A mystical creature. A rare gem that comes along once in a lifetime. He will be of girthy size with massive hands. A slight glisten of precipitation all over his body. If you meet this creature get on your hands and knees and blow the shit out of him because your life can’t get any better.
Also commonly known as a bunch of slap dick employees wasting there life away at a dead end job, making no money and blowing each other for food, cigarettes and drugs
Also commonly known as a bunch of slap dick employees wasting there life away at a dead end job, making no money and blowing each other for food, cigarettes and drugs
“Who’s that Otter Paw over there? I want to stick my pinky in his stinky and play hide the pickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.”
by Josh hater65 April 14, 2018