by Ineedacarry March 31, 2017
insane progressive/metal/post harcore band form chicago land
has insanely technical songs/compositions
insanely amazing
not for the squeemish
has insanely technical songs/compositions
insanely amazing
not for the squeemish
by maestro michael March 7, 2008
A Progressive Deathcore band from the Chicagoland area. While keeping most deathcore elements intact in their music(mid-range screams/growls, chuggy breakdowns), they utilize very progressive elements such as odd time signatures, keyboards, mixed genres, etc. Most believe this is due to all of the band's members being avid weed smokers.
by TheStatic April 16, 2009
One of those kids who always wear Osiris shoes to school and claim they skate but they don't. They also think they are so awesome for wearing them even though they are big, bulky, really shiny, and annoying to look at with those huge letters and flashy colors to get your attention. It's okay if you wear Osiris shoes that are low profile and regular looking, just not the big ones with huge letters that spell "OSIRIS" on the tongue and back of the shoe.
Dude: Wow, look at Anthony and his retarded looking Osiris shoes.
Dude #2: Yeah, I heard he is full of himself for wearing them.
Dude: What an Osiris poser.
Dude #2: Yeah, I heard he is full of himself for wearing them.
Dude: What an Osiris poser.
by xocnwahs March 5, 2011
Osiris Martinez is the best human being in the world. He is the handsomest and most caring husband. He knows exactly what to say and when to say it. His eyes are what calms me down when I felt like giving up for so long, he truly deserves the world. His curls make him look so damn fine ... makes him look even more like a superhero; my superhero. I truly am in love with this goofy, passionate, beyond life changing blessing. If I could use a few words to describe him I would say: fine as fuck, perfect, handsome, friendly, caring, understanding, goofy, just anything perfect. His hugs are the most warm and welcoming, and his soft lips make me feel like a princess when he kisses any part of me. I love you and it will always be us in our blue house with our 6 monkeys.
by Mrs. Valerie Martinez November 25, 2018
by Erratvm April 15, 2022
A sweet hearted and funny boy who will always be there for you no matter what. He gets really horny sometimes but it's nothing you can't handle. He loves to tease you and fw you but it's all good fun. He's the best thing that will ever happen to you and once you have him, never let go.
Osiris is my bae