david ortiz salas 

confuses himself for a woman named Jessica. Likes Rakish and jumping the border (ole). enjoys meme's but who doesn't? HATES weeaboos's, loves bronies, and cant stand isabella.

David Ortiz Salas: I HATE weeaboos's!!!
Weeaboo: *cries*
David Ortiz Salas: let's go jump the border!
Rakish: hell no, you're a bronie!
David Ortiz Salas: NO! IM JESSICA!

david ortiz salas by teresacarlisle February 6, 2017

Tito Ortiz Syndrome

People who are never gracious in defeat and always have an excuse for not winning or dealing with a negative outcome. Also known as TSO.

Joe Rogan: So Tito, I saw you kinda lost it in the first round.

Tito Ortiz: No I didn't loose, some sweat got in my eye and I couldn't see, he just got lucky that's all. Otherwise I would've won.

Dude in Audience: That's what I'm talking about! Tito Ortiz Syndrome, straight from the source!

Tito Ortiz Syndrome by doubleHelix August 22, 2010

suriana ortiz

Suriana Ortiz is loving and any person that meet him/her is really lucky. Suriana ortiz’s Are also really rare so if you ever meet one you are lucky. Suriana Ortiz can also bring u great happiness and would make for a great best friend. It is also found that she can be hype chill

Person 1:hey suriana is soooo chill I love it

Person 2:yeah she is she can also be hype and make me really happy i’m glade she’s in my life

Suriana Ortiz- she/he is a rare sight. If you ever meet one you are lucky and don’t take them for granted. She/he can be many things but mostly happy and helpful

suriana ortiz by ℌ𝔦 𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔰 April 16, 2019

Sarenity Ortiz 

Two-faced emo wannabe

Sarenity Ortiz says she's emo at one point and at the other she isn't

Sarenity Ortiz by No Name😂 June 11, 2018