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Orion Shit Bucket 

Take one large orion penis, cut the tip off, remove erectile tissue while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the penis and then bake at 420°C for 45 days or until the balls are tender and moist. Immediately serve to your enemies.
Hey guys, I baked you dinner! Enjoy a homemade Orion Shit Bucket, this one has extra corn!
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Onion Shit Bucket 

Take one large onion, cut the top off, remove core while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the onion and then bake at 350°F for 45 minutes or until the shit is bubbly and warm. Immediately serve to your friends.
Hey guys, I baked you dinner! Enjoy a homemade Onion Shit Bucket, this one has extra corn!
Onion Shit Bucket by Maxwell Haus September 29, 2018