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Nail or Fail 

Phrase used to determine whether you are going to have sex or not. It assumes that to not have sex is to fail the conquest.
Are you going to nail or fail with that girl your talking to.
Nail or Fail by Ptownuk January 27, 2010

Orfalsem 

A fake orgasim. To fake please sexualy to make male feel better or perhaps even female.
I had to Orfalsem just to make him not feel bad.
That sounded like such an Orfalsem.
Orfalsem by Dureen October 4, 2004

Orfal thing

Adjective. When something is described as 'Orfal thing' it is very displeasing and not satisfactory. It may be offensive or simply grotesque in nature. It is the antonym of 'Orsam thing'. Note that capital letter in the spelling.
This is Orfal thing, because just look at it, it's a mess!
Orfal thing by pingascheese November 1, 2009
A large spatula free of grease or food residue. When preparing crepes, an Orlaila is ideal.
Pardon me, monsieur. In order to prepare flawess crepes, I will require an Orlaila.
Orlaila by BrownFox February 6, 2010
the person that quits everytime for stupites or no reason
orfvil quits, orfvil quitted, orfvil quits everyone yaay reality no
orfvil by ejio but it's orf May 10, 2021
Orfila is thick and juicy
orfila by Orfila October 8, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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