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Orbamagasm 

A mixed rush of feelings and emotions when the president appears on TV. Very similar to an orgasm, an Orbamagasm causes uncontrollable body twitching; not out of pleasure, but out of frustration.
EVAN: Did you watch the presidential address last night?

TYLER: Yeah dude, I had the biggest orbamagasm right in the middle of it.

EVAN: Yeah I can't believe this country was stupid enough to vote for him.
Orbamagasm by NavySEALsniper May 8, 2009
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The "twinkle in the eye" of female (and sometimes male) Obama supporters whenever Obama speaks. Typically a person experiencing an Obamagasm can be seen staring doe-eyed with their mouth agape while hanging on every word Obama is saying. Often, the person will be bouncing with excitement or swaying on their feet. Obama's inauguration in Chicago is considered to be the largest simultaneous "Obamagasm" the history of the planet has ever witnessed.

Those prone to having an "Obamagasm" are typically limited in their mental faculties and incapable of rational thought. They are stimulated by the "image" of Obama and the ideas of "hope" and "change," rather than by the content of Obama's words; which those prone to an "Obamagasm" are usually incapable of understanding or interpreting anyways. "Obamagasms" are typically so strong that anyone who has experienced one is likely still recovering from the climax and is still incapable of finding any fault whatsoever with the object of their affection and sexual gratification: Obama.
"Damn man, Obama came on t.v. at Starbucks last night and all the college girls who have never taken a Poly Sci class in their lives had an Obamagasm as soon as he started speaking! Took the janitor an hour to clean up the mess..."

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Obamagasm by Dr. Hyde April 8, 2009
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oralagasm 

A orgasm in your mouth usually due to eating something delicious.

<Feels like a party in your mouth &everyone is feeling good.>
Blueberry Coffee is an oralagasm. =]

Pumpkin Coffee is an oralagasm.
oralagasm by Berr April 7, 2008
The physical and emotional sensation many liberals experience at the very mention of President Obama's name.
The finest example of an Obamagasm was during the 2008 presidential campaign, when Chris Matthews said he "Felt this thrill running up my leg" shortly after then-candidate Obama had spoken at a campaign rally.
Obamagasm by fine tea June 22, 2009
Heavy ejaculation in one's pants leg after hearing Barack Obama speak.
Chris Matthews had an Obamagasm after hearing the President speak. He had to leave the MSNBC set to change his slacks.
Obamagasm by Jaques online April 17, 2009
Spontaneous orgasm which takes place while listening to Barack Obama speak. Can happen to both men and women, but especially to old black women with large hats.
Oh my God, Chris Matthews just had an Obamagasm!
Obamagasm by Doctor D. February 13, 2008
The orgasm-like reaction by democrats to anything Barack Obama says.
Obama eloquently read from the teleprompter and millions of mindless liberals just creamed their pants from a massive Obamagasm.
Obamagasm by VelcroTurkey December 14, 2009
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