Japanese slang for younger girls with abnormally large breasts for their age, often featured in lolicon.
Friend 1: Is that lolicon? You're fucking sick, dude.
Friend 2: It's okay, because she's an oppai loli!
Friend 1: God damn it, you weeaboo faggot.
Friend 2: It's okay, because she's an oppai loli!
Friend 1: God damn it, you weeaboo faggot.
by TeaLobster13 July 20, 2011
oppai lolis are an enemy for healthy society.
IF they exist, then God isn't real and civilization is DEAD.
If oppai lolis exist, do the final solution protocol of total T-OL-D
Total Oppai Loli Death to be enacted to save globally the human morality.
IF they exist, then God isn't real and civilization is DEAD.
If oppai lolis exist, do the final solution protocol of total T-OL-D
Total Oppai Loli Death to be enacted to save globally the human morality.
"Hey teach do you want to release your milk in my big mushy two pillows?"
"No... But... Uh..."
"Well, do you want a taste of oppai loli boobs?"
"Uuhh.hh.h.h..... Please, Jesus Christ.."
"No... But... Uh..."
"Well, do you want a taste of oppai loli boobs?"
"Uuhh.hh.h.h..... Please, Jesus Christ.."
by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t March 11, 2025