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Oldmerta 

A Code of Silence for the elderly, willfully obscuring screw ups brought on by declining cognitive ability. Hiding your goofy old people mistakes from your business operations, & your family.
Grandma made all of her little old friends promise that they would not inform her family that she got into a fender bender at church or she might lose her license. That's some real oldmerta shit.
Oldmerta by Ohhhhh!RION February 16, 2020
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oldertall 

Damien is a oldertall
oldertall by yessir 544 August 10, 2021
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