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The old J&D 

when you happen upon a girl that has the clap and is also on her period; you must defecate in/around her vagina, proceed to have sex with her, ejaculate inside of her, then finish off by eating what you have just created.
guy 1: "i saw your ex at the bar the other night and i couldn't believe when her drunk sleazy ass wanted me to give her the old J&D"
guy 2: "filthy bitch!"
guy 1: "word."

Old Jessup 

A dog, most likely a Basset Hound of great age, that lives on the family farm and is surrounded by a vast history of shinnanigans and adventures about which many stories are told. As customary, when recounting a story about Old Jessup, one must talk in a heavy southern drawl.
Old Jessup was born right under that there oak tree down by the crick, shore seemed like yesterday he was rousin' about the chicken coop hasin hisself a free meal.
Old Jessup by Bubba D-Chi Gordon November 24, 2010

A Dodgy Old Joe 

A shady, creepy male. Funny looking, dodgy walking and just the biggest cunt you'll ever meet.

Mainly found around play grounds, parks and leisure centres. Usually lurking about in the shadows.
- Oh look i can see a 'Joe Rosser' walking towards that little boy.

- I see he's up to his old tricks again waltzing around the nursery, thats what you call 'A Dodgy Old Joe'.
A Dodgy Old Joe by MyVeryOwnPseudonym November 24, 2010

The Old Joanie Effort

When an individual knows that a certain task is, by all practical reasoning, impossible to complete, still makes a meagre attempt to complete said task out of pity or moral obligation.
Kory agrees to go to prom with Joanie to save her from going with a creepy kid named Stuart. Later that night, Joanie wants to put out but Kory knows he can't quite get it up. Still, he resigns to giving it the old Joanie effort.

Old Jazz Music 

Some of the most intelligent music ever made by anyone ever it combines the talent and expertise of a classical symphony with the soul of a garage band and adds in an improvisational element which is equivalent of making up music on the go.

Most modern jazz is based around 70s style funk and is heavily influenced by classic rock which although when all separate are great things do not combine to make a viable music genre.

Many old school jazz musicians are household names, although it is becoming rarer and rarer to see a jazz CD or record in someones home. A few examples would be John Coltrane, Louis Armstrong, Miles Davis, Glenn Miller, Duke Ellington, and Ella Fitzgerald.

This music was first started with the ragtime movement in the late 19th century where piano tunes such as the Maple Leaf Rag and The Entertainer by Scott Joplin were played in bars and saloons all over the country.

Soon thereafter a mixture of soul, gospel and French music formed in New Orleans and formed the famous New Orleans brass band type of music. A good example of this is "The Saints Go Marching In" by Louis Armstrong

These generally happy Dixieland songs coexisted with the blues until the great depression era when Swing Music and Big Band took hold. Swing and Big Band Music such as Glenn Miller, Duke Ellington, Benny Goodman and Count Basie were easily danceable tunes played for large audiences during the horrors of the Great Depression to relieve the tension of the times. This type of music persisted until the post WW2 era when musicians began making the greatest type of music for themselves

In the beatnik era of the late 40s thru 40s Bebop jazz took hold which was an incredibly fast and tough to play style meant to challenge the best of the Jazz musicians. In this period Jazz musicians received artistic liberation because now they formed quartets and quintets making music the challenge their mind body and soul.

The Last chapter of old jazz was about in the late 50s when smooth jazz took hold as music for intellectuals. Miles Davis and John Coltrane successfully switched over from Bebop to smooth and cool jazz in this era.
Examples of Old Jazz Music are too many to count but for starters, Scott Joplin, Louis Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald, Glenn Miller, Count Basie, John Coltrane, Dizzy Gillespie, Miles Davis, Jaco Pastoris
Old Jazz Music by TheJazzPolice July 27, 2009
Looks like mom friend Old Joe came over last night.
old joe by Steve September 11, 2003
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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