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Ofsquirrel 

n, proper: A character in “The Handmaid’s Dianetics Trilogy,” previously known as Doris, until she is taken to visit The Church of Scientology where, following her attempts as a social worker to deprogram Ofhubbard, Ofhubbard frames her for the murder of Taylor swift and then blackmails her into becoming a staff member.

Derivation: Of—common prefix of indoctrinated Handmaid’s in Margaret Atwood’s “The Handmaid’s Tale.”
Squirrel—term used in Scientology to refer to those who alter Scientology technology.
Ofhubbard: Your name is no longer “Doris.” I shall call you…Ofsquirrel! I have found the child who was Taylor Swift in the previous lifetime. You shall be her tireless and devoted music tutor, in preparation for the day when she comes of age, and shall claim her past life intellectual property in court!
Ofsquirrel by wordery February 3, 2022
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lovely bit of squirrel 

A phrase used to describe a nice piece of meat. It is used by Martin mainly in Friday night dinner.
*eats meat*

‘That’s a lovely bit of squirrel

cup of squirrel

Cup Of Squirrel is an all-girls cosplay group that started uploading on youtube in 2010. they focus mainly on anime in their comedy sketches. all members have assigned letters (like in death note )
Members:
Axis (A)
Dare (D)
Ember (E)
Guess (G)
Honor (H)
Rhyme (R)
Skill (S)
Time (T)
Yin (Y)
"did you see Cup Of Squirrels new video?"
cup of squirrel by L is Kira February 1, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012