Ofsquirrel
n, proper: A character in “The Handmaid’s Dianetics Trilogy,” previously known as Doris, until she is taken to visit The Church of Scientology where, following her attempts as a social worker to deprogram Ofhubbard, Ofhubbard frames her for the murder of Taylor swift and then blackmails her into becoming a staff member.
Derivation: Of—common prefix of indoctrinated Handmaid’s in Margaret Atwood’s “The Handmaid’s Tale.”
Squirrel—term used in Scientology to refer to those who alter Scientology technology.
Derivation: Of—common prefix of indoctrinated Handmaid’s in Margaret Atwood’s “The Handmaid’s Tale.”
Squirrel—term used in Scientology to refer to those who alter Scientology technology.
Ofhubbard: Your name is no longer “Doris.” I shall call you…Ofsquirrel! I have found the child who was Taylor Swift in the previous lifetime. You shall be her tireless and devoted music tutor, in preparation for the day when she comes of age, and shall claim her past life intellectual property in court!
Ofsquirrel by wordery February 3, 2022
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