This is a magical and mystical
creature that lives in northern
England - Lancashire. Born as a normal boy, but with
eight penises, he uses his monumental amount of penises to keep his girlfriend warm by wrapping around her like a quilt.
"I'll be your quilty"
"Once you've gone octo - your
just plain
strange"
"Having sex with Octopenis is like being in a Japanese
Porno"
"Oh Octopenis, more more MORE"