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An extreme sex god. Ocion knows how to please any girl on the planet in any way they want. Ocion is a tall buff african american male. Typically with an abnormally large penis. He is also a very kind and loving guy that knows how to piss you off but at the same time will make you laugh until your insides hurt. Basically, you need an Ocion in your life.
My boyfriend is such an Ocion! He makes me cum everytime.
Ocion by Jim Carnel May 14, 2015
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plantin’ some onion 

Neil: Houston, we have a problem. Buzz is plantin’ some onion and the fan relay on the LEM’s environmental system has got a 203 alarm.
Houston Control: Roger that, Neil. You have our condolences and we’re checkin’ the accessory bus.

Snazzy Onions 

Something good or amazing.
A good alternative to use instead "cool beans" or the like
Bri "did you catch that episode of game of thrones last night"
Matt "yes it was totally snazzy onions"

"that new song is snazzy onions"

Dad "What did you think of dinner tonight"
Me "snazzy onions"
Snazzy Onions by kiwi_in_melb April 3, 2019

Western Onion 

A youngster's pronunciation of Western Union! Funny & Cute!
When she said Western Onion, we all knew what she meant!
Western Onion by Starchylde June 28, 2016

Frosted onions 

To break ones balls. To be a pain in the neck. To twist someone's nuts.
When John and Natalia aggravates dad he gets frosted onions.
Frosted onions by GDNS2018 August 24, 2016
When you have sex, and that pussy smells so bad it makes you cry.
Man, Lindsey had such a wet onion when we fucked
Wet onion by Wet onion April 1, 2015

soviet onion

a. The attempt of spelling "Soviet Union" but incorrectly spells it "onion" making it a communist vegetable.
Is that the soviet onion?!...oh wait I meant union.
soviet onion by sovietonion June 12, 2017