Occhiolism

the awareness of the smallness of your perspective, by which you couldn’t possibly draw any meaningful conclusions at all, about the world or the past or the complexities of culture, because although your life is an epic and unrepeatable anecdote, it still only has a sample size of one, and may end up being the control for a much wilder experiment happening in the next room.

"Damn, I feel fuckin' small in the grand scheme of things."

"That's called occhiolism, dude."

by translucency March 7, 2019

be-otchilism

a disease that a bitch of a woman has; there is NO cure for this disease: will get worse as she gets bitchier

she is a back stabbing be-otch and she has be-otchilism.

by jesuschrysler5 January 17, 2011