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Obscuritan 

–noun
1. a person having infinite knowledge of arcane pop culture knowledge and background.

–adjective
2. of or characteristic of an obscuritan.
Obscuritan fans of late 1970s no wave music might also appreciate recent releases by Matmos.
Obscuritan by D. Coffman/M. Bixby September 8, 2007
A person who likes unknown music but is not as pretentious as a hipster.
Guy 1: Dude, that guy listens to the most unknown bands.
Guy 2: Is he a hipster?
Guy 1: No, he doesn't think he is better than us so he is an obscurist.
obscurist by juancarloselpresidente February 18, 2012

Music obscurist 

An obscure music listener who pretty much judges music by their obscurity than the actual music. Try going on sites like Sputnikmusic.com, last.fm, rateyourmusic or something like that or even youtube, and there will be some obscurists there. Usually they deny that fact that they are an obscurist and get batshit insane if you point it out. They may say they listen to whatever approves to their ears. However, often you'll notice that depending on what site they're on, if you look on their playlists on youtube or scrobbles on last.fm, everything there is ultra obscure music that hasn't made even 5 sells yet. Some will also point out the "true" and "false" of genres. Anything they like,they say is automatically underground,even if it has been famous before. Anything they hate, regardless of the popularity, they call mainstream or "hipster faggotry". Some people sometimes call these people "music elitists". However, they aren't necessarily elitists for this. They definitely are purists though. Some will say that all punk rock must be underground otherwise it's "poser punk", despite that the Ramones, the Clash and Sex Pistols were really popular, and even the Ramones are still famous today. Even a lot of punk bands have appeared on Guitar Hero so thus, that's completely stupid to think.
Normal guy: Hey, I heard you like metal music. You like Megadeth or Pantera or even Job for a Cowboy?
Music Obscurist: You're a fucking poser! Job for a Cowboy?! They are a bunch of posers! And you can't even name any real metal band besides the very famous and legendary ones. Listen to REAL metal if you want to be a real metalhead! Like Unbidden, Murder Reconstruction, Brain Drill, Anaya, Misery Index, etc.

obscuritiness 

backgrouns; obscure

the plural form of obscure
the obscuritiness of the whole situation is amazing!
obscuritiness by marsh March 21, 2005

Obscuristics 

The field of study & research which elaborates on obscurantism related subjects.
"Dude did you listen to the new 'Akkuzativ' LP?"
"No. Who 're they?"
"They 're a local band playing technical progressive nu-/fu- jazz metal. They just recorded their debut demo yesterday."
"How the fuck was I supposed to know them then?"
"You should have taken the 'Obscuristics' module last year."
Obscuristics by Tsill/Pixelides November 11, 2012

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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