Oboled 

Putting one's ball sacks on top of someone else's eyelids.

Derived from the greek tradition of placing coins(obol) on top of the dead's eyelids to pay Charon for safe passage.

My girlfriend died in her sleep last night. I didn't have any coins on me so I oboled her instead.

Oboled by TheOboler November 30, 2016

Obsoledge 

Obsolete knowledge.

Portmanteau of 'obsolete' + 'knowledge'.

Coined by Alvin and Heidi Toffler in 'Revolutionary Wealth'.

Being a newcomer to the paperless office, Jan had so much obsoledge left from her typewriter days.

Obsoledge by EightGuineasForTheFruitbat September 3, 2010

Obbledy-dobbledy 

Alternate name for the legendary egg humpty-dumpty coined by bored school children, who, after reciting the rhyme found that there was no reference to Humpty-Dumpty being an egg, and decided to give him a 'more round sounding name'

Obbledy-dobbledy sat on a wall
Obbledy-dobbled had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
couldn't put Obbledy together again

Obbledy-dobbledy by Orinoco June 11, 2006

Obolducci series

Obolducci series is the series of beverages with alcohol content changing in nearly sinusoidal dependance. Grown from native Italian 60's jokes.

What's about Obolducci series tonight, Fabrizio?

Obolducci series by Bissi3 February 8, 2017

gnaw-obbled 

when a child or innocent gnaws on a piece of paper or something important you cannot toss; something wet with spit, but still valuable

"I'm sorry, Mr. Baker, but my son gnaw-obbled the corner of the presentation folder."

gnaw-obbled by Makarios_ March 3, 2022