Oblate 

1. An incredibly nerdy way to insult someone who is fat

2. (As in Spheroid) Flattening at the poles and bulging out at the midsection/waist/equator

1. “God damn, Amy Schumer is so Oblate.”

2. “The Earth is not flat, but also not a perfect sphere; it is actually an Oblate Spheroid.”

Oblate by becauseimapotato August 19, 2018

Spam Obliteration and Prevention (SOAP) 

Previously known as VSTF (Vandalism Spam Task Force), SOAP is a made up of bunch of maniacs who love to global block absolutely innocent people. Just as their name suggests, this team acts without thinking and they global block TOTALLY INNOCENT PEOPLE along with the criminals, just like how soap water kills normal cells with the pathogens.

The whole Spam Obliteration and Prevention (SOAP) team is like a self-exploding bomb in the battlefield that you cannot launch and cannot escape from, which you can only hopelessly stare at while its timer goes down, slowly but steadily...

Spam Obliteration and Prevention (SOAP) by y = mx + b December 13, 2021

obliterated 

To get absolutely, near-fatally, hilariously fucked up. See: annihilated

I was so obliterated last night, I woke up with a transsexual Thai stripper.

obliterated by Devon Knoll October 16, 2003

TikThot Obliterator 

The Ability to obliterate any nearby thot in the nearby vicinity with a single and fatal blow

(Can also obliterate thots using TikTok)

As Jared looks around the room he notices a lot of thots on TikTok so he decides to become the TikThot Obliterator and kill every single thot he sees

TikThot Obliterator by Crusader-420.69 September 27, 2019

obliteration 

Complete and utter destruction. To remove all trace of. Second only to annihilation in terms of damage done.

Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker disovered that Alderann had been obliterated by the Death Star.

obliteration by tt February 18, 2003

obliterature

Letter or e-mail written while drunk off your ass

Unless you're Hunter S. Thompson, obliterature is almost always a bad idea.

obliterature by umgume duwatt June 1, 2012

wig obliterated

when you are legit SO SHOOK that before your wig can even be snatched... it disappears. You are so shook to the point that you don't even have a wig anymore. Said by youtuber Ricky Dillion a lot.

"OMG, I was so shook by the tea yesterday, my wig OBLITERATED."

wig obliterated by cccccccjjjjj May 19, 2019