Only heard of in myths, it is a very large cawk, almost like an obelisk. It usually preys on hot women. When erect, it will block out the sun. Only a few people have ever got to harness its true power..
Dude!!! WTF is that!! O my god!! Its an obelisk!!! RUN! RUN! RUN! Especially the hot chicks, RUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!
by chodeboi99 February 24, 2010
Used to describe a person who is stubborn and hard headed. And memory is like an ancient atrifact: dusty and old.
by Walking Dictionary wizard June 23, 2017
Incredibly fast spear wielding Net Navigator from fan made site; Mega Man Battle Network Universe. Is capable of performing powerful wind and electrical attacks alongside a unique ability to transform into different fighting modes. Also known as the Green Slayer.
Obelisk plunged his spear forward at Megaman from a safe distance, his powerful weapon able to strike the blue Navi down from afar.
by blue January 22, 2005
John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.
by Psdnym April 17, 2010
Where your partner wants anal, so you go to other side of the room, then run full speed to them while yelling "Fist of Fury", and shove your fist up their ass.
I wanted to try something new in bed, so Johnny Obelisk the Tormentor me so hard I had to call off of work for a few days.
by Lolurbanhooligan November 25, 2017
by bellyonyoback September 20, 2008