Obama card

Food stamps - EBT card.

Frank: I sure am hungry! I wish I could buy some food from the store, but unfortunately I'm out of money.
Steve: No problem, I'll just put it on my Obama card!
Frank: Wow, I feel kind of bad having the government pay for my munchies...
Steve: Don't feel bad, father Barack funds my card himself!

by mdlee52 September 2, 2013

obama card

phrase used in defensive argument to counteract the "racist card". no real meaning other than defense to annoying black chicks who like to mouth off and call you a racist just because you have less melanin, but can get skin cancer easier

Black (afrian american) chick: "You callin' me a gold-digga cuz I'm black. You racist! You racist wite bitch!"

Me: "Girl, grow up and don't pull the racist card on me or I'll pull the obama card on you"

by yourmothersgotleprocy August 15, 2010

Obamatard

A a staunch, often combative, supporter of Democratic Party Presidential nominee Barack Hussein Obama that does not have any substantial reason for being so.

When placed in a position of defending their support, obamatards parrot the empty promises, glittering generalities and/or abstractions of the Obama campaign rhetoric.

Obamatards are highly predisposed to manipulation by visual media, group-think and a lack of analytical skills.

The obamatard used the rent money her dad gave her to buy a "Hope Change 08" shirt and a "No Bush" skin for her cell phone.

by BenVul October 18, 2008

obamaward

a trophy or medal given to someone for basically existing

guy 1--- hey joe, how did you manage to win father of the year, you dont even have kids.

guy 2--- silly hector, that's the beauty of an obamaward.

by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

obamatard

This generations version of the cartertard, or the perotard. Some one who believes that feeling good about yourself is the same as accomplishing something important. Obamatards are bound to be let down when their hero can't deliver on their fantasies.

In the future even obamatards will have "Don't blame me I voted for Hilary bumper stickers

by wjc June 26, 2008

Obamatardation

A mixture of Obama and retardation. You can figure out the rest.

"Obama is a retard. Therfore he has Obamatardation."

-Hillary Clinton-

by Ugoha Brusiek February 9, 2009

Obamatard

One who is delusional. One who considers HOPE a actually word. He who doesn't help himself. She that enjoys waiting on line for an oven. He who lives an oxy-MORAN lifeless life of useless hope indulged fantasy. She that thinks we are a democracy rather then a republic.

Being a McCain supporter Noble Casalupus enjoys calling Obama fans Obamatard's because of their fantastical ideology.

by House Wolf December 5, 2011