Oak Knoll

A hot girl from Oak Knoll School in Summit, New Jersey. Can be identified by super short skirt. Boyfriend usually goes to Seton Hall Prep or Delbarton. Too good for Oratory boys, no matter how hard they try. Oak Knoll girls usually live in rich towns or semi rich towns like Short Hills, Morristown, Summit, e.t.c.

She goes to oak knoll.

Oak Knoll by oks November 28, 2010

Oak Knoll Elementary School 

A rich, top notch, white majority school in Menlo Park, CA. What most people don't know is that there is a huge problem with fighting there. During my brief stay, I witnessed heads being smashed open with bricks, glasses smashed in fistfights, kids bending eachother's arms backwards around tree trunks. Horrible stuff, and the teachers do nothing to stop it.

A typical day at Oak Knoll Elementary School

Smart Student: Oh hi, I'm new here!

Preppy Kid: Lemme show you around. *beats other student's head in with a brick* Fucking nerd...

Juvenile Delinquent: You suck dick! *twists preppy kid's arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places*

Mob of Third Graders: Kill! *all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight*

Teacher 1: What's going on?
Teacher 2: *munches sunflower seeds* Oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. Want some seeds?
Teacher 1: Do I! *munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the shit out of each other* I hate kids.

Oak Knoll Elementary School by The Brown Kid Who Was Only There for 4th Grade February 14, 2008