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Nwned (and alternately Nowned) is shortform for "Narcotically Owned" and refers to the state of being following predigious consumption of multiple drugs within a brief period of time.
Stoner #1: You should have been there last night man! We smoked a shitload of weed, ate mushrooms like Super Mario and dropped acid until the end of time.

Stoner #2: Sounds like you got fucking nwned.

Stoner #1: I still can't feel my face.
Nwned by Corey McCutcheon October 15, 2008
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nonederwear 

n

no underwear. as in going commando
Mike "yeah im all out of clean underwear"

Hannah "then what are you wearing?"

Mike "nonederwear."
nonederwear by Mike617 December 15, 2009
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To get told on or thrown under the bus in order to safe face.
Rachel six nined her sister so that she would not get into trouble.
six nined by Captblack85 September 28, 2019
A beautiful girl , independent , strong. Some one who loves strong, makes sure other are good, sensitive but manages to keep a smile , Great young female who wants to achieve her goals
Nnedi is a great friend.
nnedi by J1233 March 14, 2017

seven point nined 

IGN cube's fanboy-favorite editor Fran Mirabella III unleashed an unwanted horse-head into the beds of many Gamecube owners. This happened when he scored Nintendo's "killer-ap" for the 2003 holiday line up - Mario Kart:Double Dash - the long awaited sequel to Mario Kart 64... with a dissapointing and medicore score of 7.9. This action outrages the fourm members of IGN and it became the gamecube's version of "pwned"
Action: I give X a 7.9
Reaction: YOU ARE TEH SUCK!!!!
seven point nined by Jord April 14, 2004
A day in which nothing productive is done, so it feels as if the day never existed. A wasted day.
What day was today? Sunday?
Noneday.
Noneday by Penguin January 17, 2005

title nined 

When you're on ASU campus and someone tries to sexually harass you.
Don't go out with that guy by yourself, you might get title nined.
title nined by TeppenyakiIsGood November 10, 2019
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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