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Nwned (and alternately Nowned) is shortform for "Narcotically Owned" and refers to the state of being following predigious consumption of multiple drugs within a brief period of time.
Stoner #1: You should have been there last night man! We smoked a shitload of weed, ate mushrooms like Super Mario and dropped acid until the end of time.

Stoner #2: Sounds like you got fucking nwned.

Stoner #1: I still can't feel my face.
Nwned by Corey McCutcheon October 15, 2008
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nonederwear 

n

no underwear. as in going commando
Mike "yeah im all out of clean underwear"

Hannah "then what are you wearing?"

Mike "nonederwear."
nonederwear by Mike617 December 15, 2009
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To get told on or thrown under the bus in order to safe face.
Rachel six nined her sister so that she would not get into trouble.
six nined by Captblack85 September 28, 2019
A beautiful girl , independent , strong. Some one who loves strong, makes sure other are good, sensitive but manages to keep a smile , Great young female who wants to achieve her goals
Nnedi is a great friend.
nnedi by J1233 March 14, 2017

seven point nined 

IGN cube's fanboy-favorite editor Fran Mirabella III unleashed an unwanted horse-head into the beds of many Gamecube owners. This happened when he scored Nintendo's "killer-ap" for the 2003 holiday line up - Mario Kart:Double Dash - the long awaited sequel to Mario Kart 64... with a dissapointing and medicore score of 7.9. This action outrages the fourm members of IGN and it became the gamecube's version of "pwned"
Action: I give X a 7.9
Reaction: YOU ARE TEH SUCK!!!!
seven point nined by Jord April 14, 2004
A day in which nothing productive is done, so it feels as if the day never existed. A wasted day.
What day was today? Sunday?
Noneday.
Noneday by Penguin January 17, 2005

title nined 

When you're on ASU campus and someone tries to sexually harass you.
Don't go out with that guy by yourself, you might get title nined.
title nined by TeppenyakiIsGood November 10, 2019
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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