Nurttle

A nerd in a Turtle Neck Shirt.--To be a Nurttle one must have two qualities. (1) They must appear in a cheesy "photo of the author" portrait in the back of a novel. (2) In said photograph they must be wearing a turtle neck shirt. (No matter how cool the author may be if they meet the 2 qualifications they are a Nurttle.)

Carl Sagan : Dan Brown...countless other Nurttles out there. WOW!!!

by MASSMEDIA December 18, 2010

Nuttler

Someone that nuts three times or more in one night, either in discovery or out of pure depression.

He became a "Nuttler" after nutting three times at three A.M.

by 1800defined October 14, 2018

nurtle

the ultimate word, it can be used in any context.

it can mean awesome, terrific, stellar
it can be sad.
it be used for any other word.

guy 1 yo nurtle whats up

guy 2 not much trying to get my nurtle on

guy 3 get that nurtle outta here

by Shrimp dick dugan October 21, 2010

Busting a Nuttle

The accidental action of prematurely ejaculating. Crying usually follows from either the shame, or the sheer disappointment.

You: Hey bro, how'd it go at the party last night?
Tyler: Not good man, Emily hit me right in the face because I was Busting a Nuttle as soon as the tip went in.

by Dormant123 November 24, 2013

for shurtzle my nurtzle

Jewish for "fo shizzle my nizzle"

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Nurtle

The area at the crest of the ass-crack. It is often over-looked and taken for granted.

Check it out, that girl's nurtle is showing.

by Alkaiser October 22, 2010

Nuttle

A puddle formed by seepage after sex.

You need to clean up your nuttle on my sheets so I don't roll over into it.

by Jamer 2000 June 21, 2009