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Nuntar is the made up spanish class word for "to nut". It can be conjugated to "nuntamos" "nuntan" and "nunto". If a teacher asks what it means, just say it is "to squish"
Example: Yo nunto todos los dias.

"I nut every day"

Example 2: Will nuntar en el bajo. "Will nuts in the bathroom"
nuntar by kfcmf December 30, 2016
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A person that is so ugly you can't believe anyone would ever have sex with them. Not even a pitty fuck.

A part of the body that makes one unappealing to prospective sexual partners.

Sort of the physical version of prick
That guy isn't just an asshole, his face makes him a nuntard.

Ugh. I have a date in ten minutes and I have this huge nuntard on my face. Where is my zit cream?
nuntard by Cerdito October 3, 2006
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nuntar • nuntard • Nubtard • nantara • Numtard • nunfart • Nunta • nunter • nustard • Nintardo
1. A mix of the words "numpty" and "retard"
2. Usually used as a childish insult or an act of stupidity.
1. "Oh my God, Danny, you're such a numtard!"
2. "Yeah that's right, just numtard for someone else..."
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nungaray 

Truthfull,pride,willing to physically fight for something and always sticks together
They are such nungaray's when it comes to fights
nungaray by Honest Abe00 April 30, 2015
someone who is a cross between a n00b and a retard. a nub-tard. Usually used in extreme cases of n00bism or retardedness in gaming-circles.
Holyboy was such a nubtard when he suicided his army against me.
Bud: Shes a nunta

Bob:Sure is...
Nunta by Randomidiot April 25, 2009
A common name for a young gamer, who makes stupid, immature or vandalistic acts. Usually in an MMORPG. When in a group, a Gaggle of Nubtards
Player 1: Finally! My Guild temple is complete!
(turns back to walk away)
Nubtard : HA! PW3ND!! (spray paints a phallic image on the temple door and flees)
Player 1: Damn those Freakin' nubtards....
Nubtard by 12 ounce February 21, 2008
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