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1. Someone who is nub in the head. Somewhat like n00b, but taken a step farther. A nubhead is a permanent n00b who cannot rid themselves of thier nubheaded n00bness.

2. Someone who has a nub, or a stubby penis, for a head.
Dude, you're a fucking nubhead. You don't pork fat chicks. Ever.
Nubhead by O'Conner September 12, 2005
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Nobhead on wheels 

A knobhead on wheels, is the kind of person, who drives round areas, usually with passengers. There are two types of nobhead on wheels. The conservative nobhead- This is the person who drives with 1 male passenger in the front, who usually, has his window down, and a tab out the window, and casually yells fuck off at people he passes. The semi-conservative nobhead- is the person who usually has a bunch of fat sluts, in the back, and a mate in the front. These drivers are usually on their way for a gangbang. The driver beeps their horn, and the sluts stick up fingers out of the back windows.
Tonight were the victim of a verbal attack, by a nobhead on wheels
Nobhead on wheels by Gaz April 8, 2005
a pleb, a retard, some stoopid little boy who needs a slap
Omg u stoopid nobhead, stop lickin my guinea pig
Nobhead by nob-hed August 11, 2003
Why you talkin you nuthead.
Nuthead by Tezzy May 14, 2021
(1) A person with the brainpower of a walnut, or any nut.
(2) Someone so stupid, that a nut has a higher brain cell count then them.
I'm never inviting Petter to my birthday party again. He acts like such a Nuthead
Nuthead by Kofi Gaisie November 26, 2019

The Nobhead run 

When you see a car coming they stop and for you to look like a okay guy you put your hand up to thank them and jog at the same walking speed.
Guy 1: (in a car) Fucksake hate it when they do the nobhead run
derogatory term for an idiot. Someone who is a moron.
Jambo is a complete nobhead for not giving me his parrot.
Nobhead by Zack Brodersen December 27, 2007