Nosegrind

To hold the bridge of ones nose between the thumb and index finger, with the other three fingers spread, whilst bending to 'grind' against somebody or the air on a nightclub dancefloor, in disgust. A side-to-side rocking motion may be adopted simultaneously with the 'grind'.

You may adopt the nosegrind if an 'undesirable' attempts to dance with you. Always done best with a fellow nose-grinder.

by NoseGrindGalore March 24, 2011

Antarctican Nosering

When a someone's scrotum is cut off and placed/pierced in their nose.

Billy got caught drinking, his mom was so mad that she gave him an Antarctican Nosering.

by deadbeatdad44 May 13, 2008

noisegrind

The use of musical instruments as weapons of mass destruction. Usually consisting of extremely distorted and down-tuned guitars with inhumanly fast drums.

Noisegrind is very terrifying and I don't know how anyone can stand listening to it.

by Dezkarga October 9, 2014

noseblind

The absence of the ability to use the sense of scent.

"What is that smell? Please tell me I'm not going noseblind and that wasn't here all along!"

by cjds August 17, 2011

Pearl nosering

What a woman gets when you try to give her a pearl necklace, but aim too high. Usually worn with pearl brow rings, pearl liprings, pearl earrings.

by jmc October 16, 2002

Noseriding

when surfing a longboard surfboard (9 feet or longer) the rider steps to the front tip of the board and perches there. Most surfers like to put their own style or flare to their noseride.

did you see me noseriding in the pocket?

by Gantez June 9, 2010

Noseblind

An ailment of the schnoz that can lead to severe nose-not-worky-ness. The cause of noseblindness can be anything from a point-blank skunkblast to a particularly juicy fart.

Dude, that chick's cooch is so nasty I wish I was noseblind so I wouldn't have to smell it!

by Sgt. Waffles October 5, 2010