Norwegian Exchange 

The Norwegian Army every winter invites the coolest American soldiers to train with them in cross country skiing and avoiding the yellow snow. Even if you miss the person, wearing a reindeer sweater won't bring them back any sooner.

I was going to give my friend a massage but then the Norwegian Exchange came along and gave me some hairy dude named Hans.

Norwegian Exchange by humanvue March 3, 2011

Norwegian Exchange Student 

Defined as a type of foreign exchange students that are extremely attractive, male or female; and their trademark is blonde hair with blue eyes. They come with rocking bodies, and it is said that pure viking blood run through their veins. They appear around high schools spread across the US, and they can be seen surrounded by curious Americans that act as if Norway (frequently called Norwegia) is a magical fantasy kingdom, due to their lack of skills in geopgraphy. The Norwegian exchange students are also frequently asked if they speak norwegish/norwayan/norwayish/or german, and they are often surrounded by less intelligent Americans who believe that the Norwegian exchange students ride their polar bears and/or reindeers to school and live off of hunting wild animals and sleeping in wooden huts.

Jack: dude holy s*** wtf what was that, what just passed us?!? it was f***** beautiful,could it be a f***** unicorn, man?!!

Bob: naah bro naah that was just one of those Norwegian exchange students

Norwegian Exchange Student by Pete wentzen April 4, 2011