Norwegian Exchange 

The Norwegian Army every winter invites the coolest American soldiers to train with them in cross country skiing and avoiding the yellow snow. Even if you miss the person, wearing a reindeer sweater won't bring them back any sooner.

I was going to give my friend a massage but then the Norwegian Exchange came along and gave me some hairy dude named Hans.

Norwegian Exchange by humanvue March 3, 2011

Norwegian Exchange Student 

Defined as a type of foreign exchange students that are extremely attractive, male or female; and their trademark is blonde hair with blue eyes. They come with rocking bodies, and it is said that pure viking blood run through their veins. They appear around high schools spread across the US, and they can be seen surrounded by curious Americans that act as if Norway (frequently called Norwegia) is a magical fantasy kingdom, due to their lack of skills in geopgraphy. The Norwegian exchange students are also frequently asked if they speak norwegish/norwayan/norwayish/or german, and they are often surrounded by less intelligent Americans who believe that the Norwegian exchange students ride their polar bears and/or reindeers to school and live off of hunting wild animals and sleeping in wooden huts.

Jack: dude holy s*** wtf what was that, what just passed us?!? it was f***** beautiful,could it be a f***** unicorn, man?!!

Bob: naah bro naah that was just one of those Norwegian exchange students

Norwegian Exchange Student by Pete wentzen April 4, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016