An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.

Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.
“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.
by MPL1969 May 23, 2022
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