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A cute text that a fuckboi sends. They're emotional when they type these up, and want you to be emotional with them. Reading these cute little things will make you weak with love. Afterwords, they'll say something really mean to you.
Joey wanted me to go out with him so he sent me a nootcie that made me squeal.
Nootcie by Nootciesaregr8 February 28, 2015
Words you can keep
A penguin VTuber that doesn't shower and always is stinky.
Nootie didn't shower in 3 weeks, they're stinky.
Nootie by lil_pengu August 24, 2023
me and my sister love to nooties all day er day!
nooties by samantha Ramirez February 9, 2009

nooticer 

(Usually stereotyped as "The Nooticer".)

A tongue-in-cheek term for an internet user who has been *noticing* societal patterns in a way that, if anyone found out, would make him demonized and stigmatized by the controllers of societal narratives. Hence why it's an intentional misspelling of "noticer" to acknowledge that pattern recognition, a sign of intelligence, is illegal in many countries. Typically refers to someone blackpilled who recognizes the ZOG, or (((them))), everywhere, and chuckles when he reads the "early life" section on a person's Wikipedia article because "every single time" the subversive actor is a "Jew".
The 37-year-old nooticer is a meme in /pol/ on 4chan.

Me: First I heard the whiny voice. When I looked, I saw the lumped nose. Then it turned and stared at me with its dark, beady eyes. Goldstein was the name. The CEO of a billion-dollar corporate giant, the brother of a banker and son of a mafia boss. It gave me the most terrifyingly malicious grin. I backed away slowly from its predatory gaze. Am I antisemitic?

A friend: No, you're just noticing things. You're a nooticer. Welcome to the club. We may be small and in an uphill battle fighting the normies, but we're naturally growing.
nooticer by A truth-shaped object October 21, 2023
The thing you get on your birthday cake. And it's Coraline related.
"HOW COME NO ONE NOTCIED THE DETAIL HERE IN THE MOVIE CORALINE?!"
Notcied by Nick Samon August 29, 2021
Used to refer to a smoothie consumed late at night. Typically smoothies are consumed during the daytime hours, however smoothies at night occasionally hit different.
Aye bro, I'm craving a noothie right now. They're always better at night.

Yooo, who's tryna hit a noothie run?
Noothie by yungguac74 October 21, 2020
tootsie...toes
nootsie...nose
nootsie by achoo August 30, 2004
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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