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A cute text that a fuckboi sends. They're emotional when they type these up, and want you to be emotional with them. Reading these cute little things will make you weak with love. Afterwords, they'll say something really mean to you.
Joey wanted me to go out with him so he sent me a nootcie that made me squeal.
Nootcie by Nootciesaregr8 February 28, 2015
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A penguin VTuber that doesn't shower and always is stinky.
Nootie didn't shower in 3 weeks, they're stinky.
Nootie by lil_pengu August 24, 2023
me and my sister love to nooties all day er day!
nooties by samantha Ramirez February 9, 2009

nooticer 

(Usually stereotyped as "The Nooticer".)

A tongue-in-cheek term for an internet user who has been *noticing* societal patterns in a way that, if anyone found out, would make him demonized and stigmatized by the controllers of societal narratives. Hence why it's an intentional misspelling of "noticer" to acknowledge that pattern recognition, a sign of intelligence, is illegal in many countries. Typically refers to someone blackpilled who recognizes the ZOG, or (((them))), everywhere, and chuckles when he reads the "early life" section on a person's Wikipedia article because "every single time" the subversive actor is a "Jew".
The 37-year-old nooticer is a meme in /pol/ on 4chan.

Me: First I heard the whiny voice. When I looked, I saw the lumped nose. Then it turned and stared at me with its dark, beady eyes. Goldstein was the name. The CEO of a billion-dollar corporate giant, the brother of a banker and son of a mafia boss. It gave me the most terrifyingly malicious grin. I backed away slowly from its predatory gaze. Am I antisemitic?

A friend: No, you're just noticing things. You're a nooticer. Welcome to the club. We may be small and in an uphill battle fighting the normies, but we're naturally growing.
nooticer by A truth-shaped object October 21, 2023
The thing you get on your birthday cake. And it's Coraline related.
"HOW COME NO ONE NOTCIED THE DETAIL HERE IN THE MOVIE CORALINE?!"
Notcied by Nick Samon August 29, 2021
Used to refer to a smoothie consumed late at night. Typically smoothies are consumed during the daytime hours, however smoothies at night occasionally hit different.
Aye bro, I'm craving a noothie right now. They're always better at night.

Yooo, who's tryna hit a noothie run?
Noothie by yungguac74 October 21, 2020
tootsie...toes
nootsie...nose
nootsie by achoo August 30, 2004