Noosp 

A dangerous animal resembling a minature moose. These creatures are easy idetifiable by their glowing red eyes and green, posion tipped antlers. Noosps often attack and kill men. They are monophyleticaly related to Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. If you spot on Noosp in the wild the best course of action is to kneel down and pray to a deity of your choice.

Keep an eye out for any Noosps wandering about.

Noosp by Battletoads42 January 6, 2010

Hyneama-Noosh 

The expression "Hyneama-Noosh!" suggests to instantly disappear just as the legendary Halloween creature is known to do. The origin dates from "The Legend of the Hyneama-Noosh", which reveals the spooky antics of a clownish scarecrow, best known for smashing pumpkins, and having a talent for vanishing into thin air.

"You’d better "Hyneama-Noosh" and get the eggs I need to bake this cake!"

"Hyneama-Noosh!, Hyneama-Noosh!...What are you waiting for? Go!"

"Thanks for visiting. Now Hyneama-Noosh so I can have some peace and quiet tonight!"

Hyneama-Noosh by The Spectacled Eider October 18, 2016

Nooped 

When one gets absolutely fucked on alcohol or drugs

Mate you good
Nah mate I’m fully nooped
Trues nan

Nooped by FreshAverage69 February 12, 2018

Noorpreet 

A first name given to lots of people especially browns. Mostly Sikh peeps.

Her name was Noorpreet

Noorpreet is fluffy
Noorpreet loves to eat Doritos

Noorpreet by Thecloakeddeer January 11, 2019

Noose

A very useful knot. Can be used to make bananas fly, stir mixtures, hang pictures, and anything you try

Hey dude! I just made a noose!
What are you uh... gonna do with it...
Stir a mixture!

Noose by Admirable Kitten June 22, 2019

douche noose 

Those scarves that Eurotrash and some wanker Americans wrap around their necks regardless of the temperature outside

See that guy on the streets of Paris (or New York or Berlin or Tokyo) in July with the scarf-thingy around his neck? What a douche - I call it a douche noose.

douche noose by DDouble December 26, 2020

nooshify 

(verb): to nurture and bathe another living being in a loving, dazzling, creative energy, all while having your soul massaged by a beautiful light

This Winter Solstice, I will nooshify all those in my home and in my community, under God, the Universe, and Everything.

nooshify by theoriginalmam December 3, 2020