Noobspeak 

Noobspeak an online typing style, it is similar to l33tspeak or leetspeak, except that it is done to save effort, where leetspeak is done to look cool, both are considered noobish by most experienced online metagamers, bloggers, formers, etc.

Noobspeak is usually replacing words with shorter versions, possibly including numbers, that pronounce similar or the same.

Leetspeak replaces individual letters that look similar to the original, not based on pronunciation.

I want you to teach these people how to play, because there is no one else available who knows how to play to do it.

Becomes:

i want u 2 teach these ppl how 2 play cuz there is no1 else available who nos how 2 play 2 do it

The bellow is not noobspeak, it is leetspeak, do not confuse the two:

1 w@nt y0u 0o t3@ch th3s3 p30p13 h0w t0 pl@y, b3c@u$3 th3r3 i$ n0 0n3 3ls3 @v@1l1bl3 wh0 kn0w$ h0w t0 pl@y t0 d0 1t.

Noobspeak by MasterOfTheHeavenAboveTheStars October 14, 2009

n00bspeak 

A really annoying way to spell, usually missing letters to make it "shorter". Pretty much improper typing.

n00bspeaker: so wat u say teh ohter day?
Normal Kid: Learn to spell.
n00bspeaker: omfg u r teh sux! i just be try to tlak norml so y u b so meen to i... u teh sux big tmez.
Normal Kid: I'll talk to you once you learn to spell.

n00bspeak by Darkiee August 9, 2007

noobsak 

A dirty sak of noobs

worse than being a noob

Joe: are you still master of your domain?

Liam: No

Joe: Haha! noobsak

noobsak by noobsak October 28, 2009

Noobsaki 

(Noob-sak-ee)

1. an insult used to imply someone is a Noob but it is many times more fun to say

2. a sack of Noobs, the plural of noobsack

"this kid is definitely a Noobsaki" "who is this Noobsaki?"
or ... "that was as bad as a Noobsaki with, like, a lot of Noobs in it"
"man, I'm so hungry i could eat a whole Noobsaki (cannibals only)"

Noobsaki by Liam Gank October 28, 2009

noobstake 

Whenever someone makes a beginners mistake when they themselves are not beginners (noob)

Damn dude you jumped in the lava you made a total noobstake.

noobstake by superfunnybeaner March 16, 2009

nospeakada 

when someone can't speak english

I just crossed the border and I nospeakada the english

nospeakada by andy gart December 28, 2005

nospeakada 

when someone say's they dont speak english, and you want to make fun of them

when pedro says I nospeakada the english

nospeakada by andy g. December 28, 2005