Noobian Princess 

Another term for Noob. Someone who thinks he is a really good gamer but is not.

"Man you're such a noobian princess!"
"Oh, look at the noobian princess get all upset."
"Oh Bill, he's just a noobian princess."

Noobian Princess by Wildstar January 21, 2006

Noobian Princess 

A girlfriend who despite her undisputed good looks, has absolutely no other redeeming features.

Especially apparent by a lack of cognitive or reasoning ability.

Girlfriend: "Uhhh, like you know, I think evolution is totally bogus and Britney is great".
Boyfriend: "Oh my god, you're such a Noobian Princess".

Noobian Princess by Minato-ku Cat July 7, 2010