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Noobraham Lincoln
What you call someone who is has a particularly lame beard. Typically this person will have a fuzzy neck beard, even after months and months of letting it grow out.
A: Hey, check out my beard man!
B: Wow, that looks terrible. How long have you been growing it?
A: Almost six month now. I think it's coming in nicely.
B: Ya, ok... Noobraham Lincoln.
B: Wow, that looks terrible. How long have you been growing it?
A: Almost six month now. I think it's coming in nicely.
B: Ya, ok... Noobraham Lincoln.
Noobraham Lincoln by Noobraham Lincoln May 30, 2008
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noobtastic
When something is highly used by a gamer of lesser skill, because it makes them seem better. Normally a rocket launcher or large machine gun will be praised by these said players, which are called noobs,
and so, noobtastic.
and so, noobtastic.
The chainsaw action in Gears of War is noobtastic.
The auto-shotgun in Counterstrike is noobtastic.
The rocket launcher in Halo 2 is noobtastic.
The auto-shotgun in Counterstrike is noobtastic.
The rocket launcher in Halo 2 is noobtastic.
noobtastic by Nick Fisher August 3, 2007
noobtrosity
what occurz when a noob does something mighty noobish, such as killing himself...with a stick...or superglue
noobtrosity by BIATCH December 10, 2004
nobrash
nobrash by horseradish May 13, 2005
noobtastic
noobtastic by harry-san January 16, 2008
nobrash
nobrash by horseradish May 13, 2005
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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