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The Noob that was elected president Nov 4 2008. Rather than elect someone who fought, bled, and was tortured for our country, a noob was elected, who wouldn't even sing the national anthem or wear an american lapel pin, much less fight for his country.
Tim: Who won the election, the war hero, or the noob...what's his name again?

Jim: NooBama won, and how!
NooBama by A Kind Fellow March 21, 2009
Words you can keep

noobmaster69 

Thors worst enemy!!!
Thor look Noobmaster69 is back online!!!
noobmaster69 by Noonmaster69 May 5, 2019

noobmaster69 

It’s loki messing around with korg on fortnite probably
Thor! Look noobmaster69 is back online!!”
noobmaster69 by noobie May 8, 2019

noobmaster69 

Noobmaster69 is an obnoxious child who plays the battle royale video game "Fortnite." Noobmaster69 is rude to everyone, especially Taika Waititi. Noobmaster69 often claims to have performed various sexual acts with the mothers of other players.
"Noobmaster69 is so mean! Thor should fly to his house, rip off his legs, and shove them up his own butt!"
I am sooo NObama when it comes to turning healthcare over to County Hospital!
NObama by Chitown winner January 20, 2010

noobacabra 

a noob that is beyond the barrier. Someone so nooby they should be slapped with a raw trout.
Drew is a noobacabra
noobacabra by Colin W. November 23, 2006

noobmaster69 

a bitch who spends his entire life in his mom's basement with their arms up their ass
noobmaster69's mom gae
noobmaster69 by meme_mastah May 8, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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