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Noun - An abbreviation for "no chin, no ass", prevalent among the lameass aging white guy set. Characteristics often include excessive whining, lack of virility and in general acting like someone's grandmother on estrogen therapy.
Dude did you see turtle-looking motherfuc*er grovel like that with that customer? I thought he was gonna cry. Kevin is such a nocnas!
Nocnas by chris_z December 5, 2005
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Noctasian 

Asian university student who studies by night and sleeps during the day.
Its 2pm and there is a noctasian knocked out on the couch in the university library.
Noctasian by PeeWee81 October 15, 2010

nocashvalue 

nocashvalue, the most awesome person in the world.
<Draken> Hey, nocashvalue, how's it going?
<nocashvalue> awesome thanks!
nocashvalue by DRAKFAGGOTWINNAR October 18, 2008

nösnäsgymnasiet

A place worse than hell. The epitome of suffering.
Person 1: Do you attend nösnäsgymnasiet?
Person 2: No, I'm already dead because of it

Nocashvalue 

A noun used to refer to someone who is a complete twunt. The word is inspired by an internet user who usually used the username "nocashvalue". He was retarded enough to get this name off a coin that says "NO CASH VALUE" on it.
You know that Tom bloke? He's a complete nocashvalue.
Nocashvalue by Anonymous January 4, 2005

Nonassholeness

The quality of not being a douchbag to everyone around yourself. Not acting like you have a queef stuck in your vagina. Being polite to people without any rude comments, remarks, back stabbings, or gestures involved.
The man with his nonassholeness was very much loved by his friends
Nonassholeness by blackbird69 August 19, 2011
NO ONE CARES A SHIT ABOUT YOU.
Facebook status: Headache :/
(10 min ltr) In Pain :'(
(5 min. ltr) Mad >:/
(2 min. ltr) Why doesn't anyone comment on my totally obvious attention wanting Facebook statuses?

Comment: 'Cause nocasay.
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