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A form of rape where the rapist (usually a white male)

takes his penis, infested with pubic lice (crabs)

and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear canal,

and proceeds with intercourse.
Person 1: Look at that tree to your right!
Person 2: I don't see any...AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EAR?!?!
Person 1: Shut up fool, your getting Noah Craber'd!
by rexandmax June 10, 2011
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