Gruff old guy: Some people say "No man is an island." Well, they haven't met Islandman...
*Islandman intro plays*
♪ Islandman, Islandman!
♪ A man who's also a landmass surrounded by water, yeah!
♪ Not a large enough landmass to be considered a continent, but still pretty sizeable!
♪ Islandman, yeah!
Scene 1.
Woman on a boat: Oh no, we're adrift at sea with no land in sight, whoever can we turn to?!
TO BE CONTINUED
*Islandman intro plays*
♪ Islandman, Islandman!
♪ A man who's also a landmass surrounded by water, yeah!
♪ Not a large enough landmass to be considered a continent, but still pretty sizeable!
♪ Islandman, yeah!
Scene 1.
Woman on a boat: Oh no, we're adrift at sea with no land in sight, whoever can we turn to?!
TO BE CONTINUED
by Effective Altruism December 06, 2017

A bowel movement so large, it causes the poop to peek above the water line in the toilet and produce an island of poo
by Th4t Guy456 August 23, 2009

by Jim_Raynor May 02, 2017
