No man is an island
Gruff old guy: Some people say "No man is an island." Well, they haven't met Islandman...
*Islandman intro plays*
♪ Islandman, Islandman!
♪ A man who's also a landmass surrounded by water, yeah!
♪ Not a large enough landmass to be considered a continent, but still pretty sizeable!
♪ Islandman, yeah!
Scene 1.
Woman on a boat: Oh no, we're adrift at sea with no land in sight, whoever can we turn to?!
TO BE CONTINUED
*Islandman intro plays*
♪ Islandman, Islandman!
♪ A man who's also a landmass surrounded by water, yeah!
♪ Not a large enough landmass to be considered a continent, but still pretty sizeable!
♪ Islandman, yeah!
Scene 1.
Woman on a boat: Oh no, we're adrift at sea with no land in sight, whoever can we turn to?!
TO BE CONTINUED
No man is an island by Effective Altruism December 6, 2017
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