Nipple Tent 

The crease on the front-side of a t-shirt caused by the wearer's erected nipples, in which the nipples are so hard that the fabric is pulled taut, resulting in a noticeable space between the crease and the wearer's body, much like a long tent.

Dude, I am so cold right now.

Yeah I can tell. You're pitching a nipple tent like 3 inches high!

Hey, did you watch pop idol last night?

Yeah! Did you see Simon Cowell's nipple tent?

How could I not?

Nipple Tent by theomnippletentmaster January 7, 2013

nipplecentric 

Being in love with your own nipples, when you admire them all the time; and you can't stop your self from playing with them in public.

Sometimes I catch myself aroused in public and I can't help touching my nipples. I am nipplecentric and I love it.

nipplecentric by pandora7824 February 20, 2020

Tentacle Nipples 

1. A horrific physical condition, probably genetic, in which tentacles extend from one's nipples in correlation with one's bitchy emotions. The tentacle nipples emerge extensively during full moons, sometimes stretching for miles and miles, wriggling grotesquely.

2. A nickname for one who suffers from said condition.

I wouldn't go for him if I were you; he has tentacle nipples.

Tentacle Nipples by HarlotHolla March 14, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022