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Ninjabater 

One who is able to pleasure themselves in public areas with little to no indications of their actions
A male ninjabater could pleasure himself in a bathroom stall at work
Ninjabater by Turrry June 19, 2009

ninjabate 

Verb. To Masterbate with utmost stealthiness, similar to that of a ninja.
Spirited Away was such as shitty movie, I had to whip it out and ninjabate to pass the time.
ninjabate by Narcism July 16, 2008

NinjaBoffin 

Another word for a noob. Used primarly in the game Paladins by Hi-Rez.
'Wow you really ninjaboffin'd that'
NinjaBoffin by KarmaGG July 17, 2016

Ninjabate 

To masturbate, fondle, or otherwise touch oneself sexually with one or more unaware person(s) in the vicinity.
"She was so hot in that movie, I just couldn't help but sit back and ninjabate."
Ninjabate by Kurrie December 29, 2007

Ninjapotamus 

A ninjapotamus is half ninja & half hippo creature that lives in a triangular shaped Umi Sake house. He eats bananas and drinks Jaeger bombs. He fights crime on the streets of Seattle pulling all sorts of kung-fu moves. It should be noted that his kung-fu moves arnt all that smooth. That's the key to the ninjapotamus. Hes very clumsy but he thinks hes very slick.
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
NO! ITS A NINJAPOTAMUS!
Ninjapotamus by ninjapotamus December 7, 2011

ninjabitch 

A girl who seems sweet and loveable and awesome when you start dating her, but turns out to be a bitch later, particularly by cheating on you.
"So, how are things going with you and Lisa?"

"Oh, we broke up man. She turned out to be a complete ninjabitch-- She fucked my best friend and didn't tell me for three months."
ninjabitch by Pebble January 17, 2006