Nikatchu
Nikatchu (noun): is a cross between a furry, little Indian girl and a Pokemon.
Nikatchus (plural) originate from a mystical place in North London known as Buntok.
Typically, a Nikatchu is vegetarian for the first 23 years of its life. At the age of 23, it then transforms into a Carnivorous beast.
A Nikatchu has special powers including apple belches, playing garba at high altitudes and singing well known pop songs without hitting any of the correct notes.
Nikatchus are surprisingly smarter than they look. They can also be highly dangerous.
Nikatchus (plural) originate from a mystical place in North London known as Buntok.
Typically, a Nikatchu is vegetarian for the first 23 years of its life. At the age of 23, it then transforms into a Carnivorous beast.
A Nikatchu has special powers including apple belches, playing garba at high altitudes and singing well known pop songs without hitting any of the correct notes.
Nikatchus are surprisingly smarter than they look. They can also be highly dangerous.
Aw look!.... It's a Nikatchu!
Nikatchu by LegalPixie December 12, 2013
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