1. A h2g2 researcher who in September 2001 asked a simple question about cancelling his/her account.

2. A deity of sorts, whose return is fortold by the prophet 2legs (usually after several pints of ale

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Act, or inactment of hoovering at night, as in the way and manner prescribed by the diety nighthoover, the prophet, the one true son of Bob, and all round good person and ale drinker

Verb: The process of harvesting marrows whilst chewing apple flavoured bubble gum on a thursday.