Newslut

A TV news woman who only wears tight form fitting dresses that put her rack on display like fruit at the supermarket, and accentuate every last one of her curves. Pretty much 99% of all news women on the air these days. As a guy, it's annoying because you know you're being manipulated, but there's nothing you can do about it. Your eyes remain fixed first on the rack, and then follow the curves down all the way to her legs, as far as you can see. Can you recall anything she said? No. Can you recall what her rack looked like? Yes.

Look at that newslut, her rack is bursting out of that dress, if that's what you want to call it. I don't really care what they're talking about, only whether I can see the outline of her nipples.

by Fanictic August 14, 2014

newsletter

1. An informative email message sent to a list of subscribers on a regular basis.

2. Spam messages sent on a regular basis to a purchased mailing list of non-consenting "subscribers".

3. An unsolicited spam message sent specifically to offend the recipients in order to provoke them into clicking an unsubscribe link that in reality enrolls them into mailing lists to be sold to spammers. See also spam riot.

Most newsletter recipients wonder how the heck they got subscribed to most of their newsletters.

by Downstrike August 23, 2005

netslut

A female aged 14-30 who has sex with multiple partners whom she met via the internet

see also: wordnetwhore/word, wordsecret ugly/word, wordsecret fatty/word.

I am going to fuck this little netslut tonight and then block her AIM name.

by Spencer S. April 8, 2003

opportunities newsletter

that great thing in your inbox that has opportunities in it

Have you checked you opportunities newsletter yet? I hear it has lots of great opportunities.

by opportunities-newsletter-fan August 29, 2022

newshutch

The news behind the news and the news obscuring the news indeterminately though discernably combined

Clutch the newshutch and latch onto a newsworthy catch.

by Hercolena Oliver December 22, 2008

Neoslut

A new kind of slut that doesn't let patriarchal demands of chastity rule her life. She owns her sexuality, if she wants to get some, she gets some but that doesn't mean she does just anyone; if she doesn't like your vibe she will not hesitate to say "pass" and promote consent culture just as passionately as she waves the flag for shameless sex.

I never new how wonderful sex could be until I befriended a group of neosluts that taught me to not be ashamed of my urges.

by ApricotFields September 11, 2019

netslut

Someone that has no life who chronically checks nick's profile to see what his next move is. These people try to live his life vicariously thru his profile because they have a form of mental retardation. These people have also been known to suffer from herpes, obesity, and quite possibly gout. If you come in contact with a netslut you will have no choice but to bathe in bleach. No exceptions!

Nancy the netslut got a herpes blister after watching to much porn on tv.

by Joel B. July 16, 2008