newhook

Commonly a ginger haired souless gargoyle. Tries to make people around them too drunk to realise that their souls are being siphoned away from them.

Newhook: Hey Scott I'll give you a beer for your soul.
Scott: *mumbles* Dam that's the twelfth beer today.

by LittleZeus March 22, 2014

Kelsey Newhook

is an example of a horse

kelsey newhook is a horse

by bob the monkey March 22, 2012

Philip newhook

A fat Asian with a 0.1 millimeter pecker. Usually hangs out with big ass bears and has jerk circles with Alex Cruz. Oh yeah he also FUCKS the shit out of dogs in the forest.

Hey did u see Philip newhook? Ya I was walking my dog and he just came up and fucked it

by The shredder March 13, 2017