New Shartford 

New Hartford, NY, home to a large number of low-quality restaurants. A meal in New Shartford is likely to cause indigestion and gastrointestinal distress, up to and including sharting.

"Hey, wanna go to New Shartford for lunch?"
"Sure, just let me change out of my good underwear first."

New Shartford by Rigatoni Tony September 9, 2020

New Hartford 

A suburb to Utica in Central New York. It is typically stereotyped as an overly wealthy area. In fact, the people there are not as wealthy as people believe. Majority are average, middle class people. Students from other schools in the area consider New Hartford students to be snobs, jerks, and preps. The New Hartford area is a great area academically. The students are typically very bright. Worldwide recognition for their great AP (advanced placement) courses. They also have a phenomenal music and theater program. The area is also quite beautiful. Yes, there are the usual “ghetto” wannabes in the area, but mass numbers are not. All things considered, New Hartford is a descent area and is a good place to raise a family. Although many stereotypes ensue due to living in the area, there are no real issues there.

Hey did you you hear that we are going to be playing those New Hartford snobs in football tonight?

Yeah, but they really aren't that bad..

Are you kidding? They are loaded there!

No, they really aren't.

New Hartford by Luminosityxxx April 4, 2009

new hartford marching band 

A band that exemplifies pure connection amongst its members. This band holds so many pep talks that it's almost impossible to NOT be motivated to win.

The New Hartford Marching Band was calm and collected even when they were beaten by another band at dome because they knew that they had worked their hardest.

new hartford marching band by singingintheraintonight November 22, 2011

New Hartford 

1. Home to the the most "ghetto" non-black middle-upper class 9th graders in Central New York.

2. Suburb next to Utica

1. Wannabe-Black Kid: MAH YOU WHITEBOY!
Whiteboy: Shut the fuck up, you're not even black.

2. "Let's go to New Hartford!"
"Where's that?"
"Near Utica!"
"Let's not!"

New Hartford by Murshaq October 13, 2006

New Hartford, NY

A small suburb located in Central New York.

Within the small town there are three points of interest:
1)The New Hartford High School
2)The Sangertown Mall
3)Marquee Cinemas
....and thats it.

The kids at the high school are typically classified as stuck-up rich bitches. Usually the kind of kids that think their shit doesn't stink and never have the balls to the things they preach about the hallways.

Example:
-NH Student #1: "I can't believe what that kid is going around saying about me being a pothead!"

-NH Student #2: "You only smoke it on the weekends!... that doesn't make you a pothead. You should kick his ass!"

-NH Student #1: "Yeah! I'm gonna kick that little faggot's ass!"

REALITY: The student from New Hartford, NY ends up pushing the kid talking about him out of the way and gives him a dirty look. Later that night he goes on Facebook and posts about how he's gonna kick the kids ass the next day, but never does...THE END.

New Hartford, NY by asd;kfjlk;as November 17, 2010

new hartford 

the suburb of the city that god forgot (see utica)

let's go to new hartford!
-where's that?
near utica..
-where's that?

new hartford by billyisbest July 7, 2005

New Hartford 

A town in New York State, populated by white trash who think they're WASPs.

New Hartford guy: "We're going to our second home for the weekend."
Normal guy: "Second home? You own two trailers?"

New Hartford by Rigatoni Tony September 9, 2020