The closest thing to a real royston vasey, New Mills is a town in the North of England with more charity shops than people with a normal amount of chromosomes.
New mills is known as the 'inbred village' due to it's historical rates of inbreeding.
Modern New Mills is home to a number of normal people, these are best known from fervently denying they are from New Mills and then enduring a bombardment of 'inbred village' jokes.
New Mills is not for novice travellers, if one does dare to venture into New Mills, perhaps for the crispy cod, a supringly outstanding chippy, then it is advised that one takes a local guide with you, in order to translate the local dialect and keep you safe from the chavs.
New mills also hosts an annual lantern parade, where the locals walk around with homemade lanterns in order to pray to some satanic God or some shit like that.
Verdict: mostly a shithole, avoid the pubs, but other then that it's a pretty cool place, even if its neighbouring village, Disley is a far superior and beautiful gem in Cheshire east.
New mills is known as the 'inbred village' due to it's historical rates of inbreeding.
Modern New Mills is home to a number of normal people, these are best known from fervently denying they are from New Mills and then enduring a bombardment of 'inbred village' jokes.
New Mills is not for novice travellers, if one does dare to venture into New Mills, perhaps for the crispy cod, a supringly outstanding chippy, then it is advised that one takes a local guide with you, in order to translate the local dialect and keep you safe from the chavs.
New mills also hosts an annual lantern parade, where the locals walk around with homemade lanterns in order to pray to some satanic God or some shit like that.
Verdict: mostly a shithole, avoid the pubs, but other then that it's a pretty cool place, even if its neighbouring village, Disley is a far superior and beautiful gem in Cheshire east.
Jeff "my friend from New Mills has invited me to his house next week"
Brian "make sure you're up to date with your jabs and under no conditions make eye contact with the locals"
Brian "make sure you're up to date with your jabs and under no conditions make eye contact with the locals"
by King Uncle Omar the third June 10, 2018
by biblebasher420 October 18, 2021
A small village in Central New York. Completely boring and full of a bunch of retards that are too stupid to find something productive to so with themselves. Its drug trade takes place right in New York Mills school, thought there aren't many drug dealers, for well obvious reasons. Most people that have lived there their entire life and come to realize one thing. NYM SUCKS!!!!
"Lets have sex in the cemetery." Girl From New York Mills.
"Sure, but lets get high first." Guy from New York Mills.
"Ok, Sounds like fun." Girl From New York Mills.
"Sure, but lets get high first." Guy from New York Mills.
"Ok, Sounds like fun." Girl From New York Mills.
by xxxhinataxxx August 22, 2007
NEW YORK MILLS
A little town full of polish people.
There is about 500 students in the New York Mills high school.
Students in the school thinks their shit doesn't stink.
People care what you wear to school because all the "popular" kids are up to fashion and can afford things that are secretly on welfare.
there is a lot of racism in the school
50% of the students in school are wiggers and or posers
They have a rivalry between the Notre Dame High School on Burrstone Road every like 5 years or something-but we lost
If you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend they consider you gay
They are just a small minded group of people
A little town full of polish people.
There is about 500 students in the New York Mills high school.
Students in the school thinks their shit doesn't stink.
People care what you wear to school because all the "popular" kids are up to fashion and can afford things that are secretly on welfare.
there is a lot of racism in the school
50% of the students in school are wiggers and or posers
They have a rivalry between the Notre Dame High School on Burrstone Road every like 5 years or something-but we lost
If you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend they consider you gay
They are just a small minded group of people
WIGGER KID: yo my fizzle whats up in hizzle
BLACK KID: hey where are you from
WIGGER KID: Im from the New York Mills izzle
BLACK KID: look at your skin color
(wigger kid gets jumped)
BLACK KID: hey where are you from
WIGGER KID: Im from the New York Mills izzle
BLACK KID: look at your skin color
(wigger kid gets jumped)
by crap cheeks August 23, 2007