A New Jersey burrito is when two or four guys smother each other in dung from any animal, place cabbage all over each part of the body, and then slowly sucking on the lettuce pieces and listening to trap and/or Screamo Thrash Tech.
"Yo breh, I'm feelin a New Jersey Burrito tonight, you in?"
"Breh, breh, fuck yeah, can't wait to suck some cabbage off of you"
"Breh, breh, fuck yeah, can't wait to suck some cabbage off of you"
by LickinGoodCabbage March 19, 2016
Gay #1: "Have you ever had a New Jersey Burrito dog?"
Gay #2: "No..."
Gay #1: "You should, it's magical"
Gay #2: "No..."
Gay #1: "You should, it's magical"
by Dirty dirty girl December 31, 2006