Never day
National “never-day” is every year on April 2nd. On this day you have to give your girlfriend a bell and a “boop” on the nose
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never skip leg day
A person with small legs: *skips leg day*
That one guy who is super buff: “And that’s why you never skip leg day”
That one guy who is super buff: “And that’s why you never skip leg day”
never skip leg day by Superbuffbro99 May 31, 2020
The Second Day After Never
Beyond never. It will not only never happen, but I would bet against it happening until all time ends, plus two days. (and what is a "day" after time stops?)
Q: Do you think the pope will become a muslim or a jew?
A: Sure, He'll become a Jew or a Muslim the second day after never.
A: Sure, He'll become a Jew or a Muslim the second day after never.
The Second Day After Never by RacistAsshole November 17, 2011
never late twice in the same day
never late twice in the same day by Original igloo August 20, 2020
has never seen the light of day
A person who is a sad fuck that has never interacted with a girl in their damn life. They sit on a computer and talk to “discord kittens“ trying to find some affection in their sad pathetic life’s.
has never seen the light of day by Ilikemen20001 July 14, 2021
never be a furry day
On December 12 Anyone who is told that they cant be a furry will never be a furry ever again no matter what
1: Hey man its never be a furry day
2: Oh thanks i almost forgot well happy never be a furry day
1: Thanks we will never be furries
2: Oh thanks i almost forgot well happy never be a furry day
1: Thanks we will never be furries
never be a furry day by A_thing November 24, 2021
saint nevers day
A day that will never come. Nonexistant holiday. Used as either a pun or a way to make someone realize what they are asking will most likely not happen and they can go screw.
Moron coworker: Hey mike when are you gonna treat the crew to coffee and bagels.
Mike: On saint nevers day how does that sound?
Moron coworker: When is that? Oh wait ....
Mike: On saint nevers day how does that sound?
Moron coworker: When is that? Oh wait ....
saint nevers day by Theironbrick February 12, 2017
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Slop Grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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