National “never-day” is every year on April 2nd. On this day you have to give your girlfriend a bell and a “boop” on the nose
Guy: hey babe, it’s “never day”
Girl:what’s that
Guy:it’s the day where I give you the bell of horny and boop you on the nose
Girl:oh okey
Guy: (ring, ring,ring,ring.) *boop*
Girl:what’s that
Guy:it’s the day where I give you the bell of horny and boop you on the nose
Girl:oh okey
Guy: (ring, ring,ring,ring.) *boop*
by Glueman March 31, 2021
A day that will never come. Nonexistant holiday. Used as either a pun or a way to make someone realize what they are asking will most likely not happen and they can go screw.
Moron coworker: Hey mike when are you gonna treat the crew to coffee and bagels.
Mike: On saint nevers day how does that sound?
Moron coworker: When is that? Oh wait ....
Mike: On saint nevers day how does that sound?
Moron coworker: When is that? Oh wait ....
by Theironbrick February 12, 2017
A person with small legs: *skips leg day*
That one guy who is super buff: “And that’s why you never skip leg day”
That one guy who is super buff: “And that’s why you never skip leg day”
by Superbuffbro99 May 31, 2020