Never day

National “never-day” is every year on April 2nd. On this day you have to give your girlfriend a bell and a “boop” on the nose

Guy: hey babe, it’s “never day”

Girl:what’s that

Guy:it’s the day where I give you the bell of horny and boop you on the nose

Girl:oh okey

Guy: (ring, ring,ring,ring.) *boop*

by Glueman March 31, 2021

never skip leg day

A meme that you will be in if you skip leg day.

A person with small legs: *skips leg day*
That one guy who is super buff: “And that’s why you never skip leg day”

by Superbuffbro99 May 31, 2020

The Second Day After Never

Beyond never. It will not only never happen, but I would bet against it happening until all time ends, plus two days. (and what is a "day" after time stops?)

Q: Do you think the pope will become a muslim or a jew?

A: Sure, He'll become a Jew or a Muslim the second day after never.

by RacistAsshole November 17, 2011

never late twice in the same day

The type of work colleagues that are often late to work but always manage to go home on time

Yeah Alan! Your never late twice in the same day are you!

by Original igloo August 20, 2020

has never seen the light of day

A person who is a sad fuck that has never interacted with a girl in their damn life. They sit on a computer and talk to “discord kittens“ trying to find some affection in their sad pathetic life’s.

He hasn’t left his room in ages! I bet he has never seen the light of day!

by Ilikemen20001 July 14, 2021

never be a furry day

On December 12 Anyone who is told that they cant be a furry will never be a furry ever again no matter what

1: Hey man its never be a furry day
2: Oh thanks i almost forgot well happy never be a furry day
1: Thanks we will never be furries

by A_thing November 24, 2021

saint nevers day

A day that will never come. Nonexistant holiday. Used as either a pun or a way to make someone realize what they are asking will most likely not happen and they can go screw.

Moron coworker: Hey mike when are you gonna treat the crew to coffee and bagels.

Mike: On saint nevers day how does that sound?

Moron coworker: When is that? Oh wait ....

by Theironbrick February 12, 2017