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Neurosician

A person who operates a device that transmits sound waves in frequencies that disrupt the nervous system of the listener in a controlled manner.
He knew he could make the crowd laugh like hyenas, cry like babies, or bring them to screaming orgasms, because he was a neurosician.
by HonkerBob September 22, 2016
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neuroscience

The study of the nervous system. Mostly stuff about the brain, hormones, nerves, and neurons.
If you want to know more about the brain and nervous system, study neuroscience.
by 123v2123v2 May 28, 2009
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cognitive neuroscience

A subset of neuroscience that is "totally necessary" because "just because you can't quantify it doesn't mean it's not there." The cognitive neuroscience professors will defend the validity of cognition with their lives, and fight the neuroscience department for their honor.
"I'm in the cognitive neuroscience lab"
"..is that a wet lab?"
"No"
"Well then it's not a lab"
by brrrrrruh69 May 7, 2018
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Neuroscience

Something which seems to have rendered the existence of a soul very, very unlikely, unfortunately.

Looks like this is the only life we're going to get folks.
Neuroscience

Recent work on the brain has shown no evidence for souls, spirits, or any part of our personality or behavior distinct from the lump of jelly in our head.
by Submitters of Words June 14, 2011
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Neuroscientist

London streets:

"Hey Paul, have you seen all those illegal migrants crossing the border? I voted for diversity, but I didn't think diversity meant getting 5 stab wounds on my way to get a crumpet!"

"Bob, you're just being racist again. These "illegal migrants" you speak of are neuroscientists, lawyers, doctors, and scholars! Have some respect!"
by JeffarryLounder June 26, 2023
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Nerotician

Noun - a politician who points fingers and blames anyone outside themself: the other party, the press, the law, the timing, former politicians who used to hold office, etc. all while the country is literally or metaphorically "going up in flames".

Derived from the proper noun: Nero - the Roman Emperor famous for fiddling while Rome burned.
I'm so frustrated watching the news on the economy. Washington is just a bunch of Neroticians. Not one of them will stand up and take responsibility for anything when they blow it.
by EastOfCool.com February 16, 2009
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NEUROSCIENCE COPROPHAGIA EXPERIMENT

It is this fact the MANDATORY SHITEATER in placeRETRIBUTION for pedophilia.
This is not the NEUROSCIENCE COPROPHAGIA EXPERIMENT which very elaborately us the act of retribution not imaginary as truly for real.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 14, 2021
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