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neuroscience 

The study of the nervous system. Mostly stuff about the brain, hormones, nerves, and neurons.
If you want to know more about the brain and nervous system, study neuroscience.
neuroscience by 123v2123v2 May 28, 2009

cognitive neuroscience

A subset of neuroscience that is "totally necessary" because "just because you can't quantify it doesn't mean it's not there." The cognitive neuroscience professors will defend the validity of cognition with their lives, and fight the neuroscience department for their honor.
"I'm in the cognitive neuroscience lab"
"..is that a wet lab?"
"No"
"Well then it's not a lab"

Neuroscience 

Something which seems to have rendered the existence of a soul very, very unlikely, unfortunately.

Looks like this is the only life we're going to get folks.
Neuroscience

Recent work on the brain has shown no evidence for souls, spirits, or any part of our personality or behavior distinct from the lump of jelly in our head.

Neuroscientist

London streets:

"Hey Paul, have you seen all those illegal migrants crossing the border? I voted for diversity, but I didn't think diversity meant getting 5 stab wounds on my way to get a crumpet!"

"Bob, you're just being racist again. These "illegal migrants" you speak of are neuroscientists, lawyers, doctors, and scholars! Have some respect!"

Nerotician 

Noun - a politician who points fingers and blames anyone outside themself: the other party, the press, the law, the timing, former politicians who used to hold office, etc. all while the country is literally or metaphorically "going up in flames".

Derived from the proper noun: Nero - the Roman Emperor famous for fiddling while Rome burned.
I'm so frustrated watching the news on the economy. Washington is just a bunch of Neroticians. Not one of them will stand up and take responsibility for anything when they blow it.
Nerotician by EastOfCool.com February 16, 2009

NEUROSCIENCE COPROPHAGIA EXPERIMENT 

It is this fact the MANDATORY SHITEATER in placeRETRIBUTION for pedophilia.
This is not the NEUROSCIENCE COPROPHAGIA EXPERIMENT which very elaborately us the act of retribution not imaginary as truly for real.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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