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At first Nepsus would seem mysterious and distant. Being an introvert Nepsus doesn't easily blend in with the crowd. Yet when he tries, he masks his true identity, remaining almost impossible to decode. However, in the midst of all his rather intriguing quietness, there's a loud beautiful mind full of thoughts and calculations intertwined into the marvelous mess that makes Nepsus so unique. Once he opens up the gates of his inner self, a kind-hearted, gentle, loving, caring and incrediblly handome creature is revealed and it's impossible not to fall in love with him.
Nepsus is so lovely. I love him so much.
Nepsus by Rangi108 June 9, 2018
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Nessus shirt 

(1) In Greek mythology, the shirt given to Hercules after the poisonous blood of the slain centaur Nessus had been smeared on it .

(2) ' Used allusively, to denote any destructive or expiatory force or influence.' -- Oxford English Dictionary {This dictionary is far and away the very best, the most complete dictionary of the English language. See www.oed.com }.

{From the Oxford English Dictionary}:

Nessus, n.

{ ‘ Used allusively in compounds and phrases (as Nessus-robe, Nessus shirt; Nessus' shirt, shirt of Nessus), to denote any destructive or expiatory force or influence. }

Etymology: < Nessus (classical Latin Nessus, ancient Greek Νέσσος), the name of the centaur slain by Hercules, in classical mythology, whose blood later poisoned Hercules after he was given a garment smeared with it to wear.
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(1) "A shirt with NIKE on it -- OK; a shirt with Nessus on it -- not OK. No Nessus shirt for me." -- Dinkum

(2) Citations collected in the incomparable Oxford English Dictionary:

1616 SHAKESPEARE. "Antony & Cleopatra" (1623) iv. xiii. 43 The shirt of Nessus is vpon me.

1664 THOMAS KILLIGREW. "Parsons Wedding" v. iv, in Comedies & Trag. 153 Take it; would 'twere Nessus his shirt, for you and your Poets sake.

1835 THOMAS CARLYLE. "Lett. to his Wife" (1953) 108 It is now almost my sole rule of life: to clear myself of Cants and formulas, as of poisonous Nessus' shirts.

1905 S. J. WEYMAN. "Starvecrow Farm" xxxii. 297 Remorse is the very shirt of Nessus. It is of all mental pains the worst.

1924 ROBERT GRAVES. "Mock Beggar Hall" 10 The Nessus-robe that beauties wear, Burning away their beauty.

1957 EDITH SITWELL. "Coll. Poems" 414 Then the heart that was the Burning-Bush May change to a Nessus-robe of flame.

1980 PATRICK O'BRIAN. "Surgeon's Mate" vi. 177 A Nessus' shirt might be more apt.
Nessus shirt by Dinkum August 24, 2013
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IMPROPER USAGE

"Man, Nepsises fail."
This makes you a dicksuckling little fagwad.

PROPER USAGE

"I like a-da Nepsis. Am not gayuh."
This makes you not gayuh, or a lesbian (of the hot variety).
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Greek God, Greek Mythology ; son of Hercules
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noun: a "man" with pink hair from Kael, usually with a Tieran attached to his wang. often the person's name is Aramora, or another elfy name.

verb:to forcefully jab your lincoln log up a man's nether eye.
noun: OMFG! Nessus just raped that n00b!

verb: Aramora just got nessussed by five sex-crazed sailors and a hobbit!
Nessus by Astragoth February 20, 2003
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