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get yourself a nectali
Nectali by xxxjane February 19, 2020
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neftalino 

An overconfident and charismatic know-it-all. Someone who will come up with an elaborate story to convince you to believe something that is not true. A bluffer who has no malice and only wants to impress others. A neftalino manages to capture other people’s attention with his fascinating stories. He has been there, done that, and knows any person you are talking about.
My dad is a neftalino, he claims he has been inside Saul Goodman’s penthouse.
neftalino by Pingüino_Rodriguez March 24, 2020
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The most beautiful girl ever,she can sometimes be a little insecure. She deserves all the love in the world and is just amazing overall.
Neftali is the best.
Neftali by rattpack.301 January 15, 2019

Nictalitophobia

The fear of a pickle being put up your nose then coming out of your ear
Hey I have Nictalitophobia
A brave person . He fights for what’s right. He knows what his goal is and he gets there even if it practically kills him. He has an amazing smile. At times he may come of as cocky but once you get to know him he is hilarious. His jokes are amazing. He has the power of speech. He can make up something off the top of his head and make it sound like he has been practicing it for months. He is really handsome. He makes a great father. Loves to cuddle with his kids and he makes sure to create a good bond with them by spending lots of quality time with them. He has style, very stylish. Not exactly trendy but he has his own style that works just for him. He is always up with the latest technology. He has a good Taste in music. He has too many pairs of shoes almost like an addiction.
“Did you see that guy.”

Yeah he’s so cool, such a Nectaly”
Nectaly by Actually_Alexis March 6, 2018
Awesome, charming smooth talker who can get anyone to believe what he wants them to. Also used as a name of respect to indicate the funniest person in the class
That guy is so funny and charming, his name must be Neftali.
Neftali by Richard Shaver January 21, 2010

nectarine 

kind of like a tamborine. except its a fruit. and not an instrument.
-Can I play with your nectarine ?
-No, but you can play with my tamborine.
nectarine by e-swizzle April 27, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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