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National Suck Titties Day 

this holiday is celebrated every year on january 19th.
Tim: aye you know what day it is tomorrow?
Jeff: no, tell me.
Tim: its national suck titties day! go suck you some titties man!

National Grab Titties Day 

On April 12th you go and grab your friends titties, challenge your friends and see how many titties you can grab
"Damn yo how many titties did u grab today man its National Grab Titties Day"

"Yo chill I only grabbed 11 titties"

"u don't know dae wayyyy"

National grab titties day 

Go to a girl and grab those titties...
Rules: no grabbing after 12pm, and only boobs
Date: 4/16 April, 16

National send titties day 

On August 2nd is National send titties day since it's the day after National girlfriends day. Girls have to send their s/o a titty pic.
S/o: It's National send titties day
Her: Okay i'll send them

National kissing titties day 

I’m going to kiss them titties on April 11th . Because it’s national kissing titties day.

National Motor Boat Titties Day - April 13 

On April 13 you are aloud to motor boat anyone’s titties
friend: hey you know what day it is
friend 2: hell ya it’s National motor boat titties day - april 13